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Sheboygan Declares State of Emergency as Escaped Serval Tops Most Wanted List
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FBI Feline Recovery Specialist, Agent Clancy Purrington, commented, “In all my years of service, never have I seen such a formidable feline fugitive. We’ve managed to replace the usual coffee in our break rooms with Red Bull. We’re in for a long haul; Artemis has turned this into a game of cat and, well, cat.”