SASD Board announces willingness to ignore science as long as a few parents act like petulant children

“Yes we’re aware that the delta variant is sending more kids to the hospital and we’re aware that universal masking does indeed work. We’re willing to ignore those facts and risk the death of a kid or two if it means we won’t have to listen to a bunch of sleeveless-shirt wearing dads and Karen-cut moms bellyache all year,” said a spokesperson for the school board in a press release.

Mayor Snorenson touts success of “(de)Tour Sheboygan” initiative

“Past leadership deferring road repairs created a unique opportunity to get people to experience new parts of Sheboygan,” said Mayor Snorenson. “By fixing as many roads as possible simultaneously people are learning new routes to their favorite places and finding great hidden gems in the process.”