Sheboygan North Catholic Priests no longer sick; God says come pay the bills, or face eternal damnation


“I was just DMing god on twitter. He says you better be in church on Sunday,” wrote Milwaukee Archbishop David Berg in a letter shared by Sheboygan North Catholic Parishes to local parishioners. “Our collection plates have been empty AF. God says the only thing ‘lit’ about that will be your souls in hell if you don’t start paying up.”

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